Health Struggles, Biology Lesson, Addiction

I'm fairly sure that coffee is necessary to my existance. I'm also pretty sure it's one of the 5 elements in almost all living things, right? carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen...and coffee. Okay, so coffee isn't an element and it's probably not even good for us. BUT I NEED IT. On the daily. I've decided that since caffeine dehydrates I need to hydrate simultaneously. So, every morning when I order my mocha I also order a water. The effect (affect?): I have to go pee a lot more. Le sigh. Getting healthy is hard. By the way, i'm trying to get healthy. See how great it's going?