Cuss Words, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Fraps

Have you ever laughed so hard that you peed your pants? Well, i've only done that once in my life. I won't horrify you with the details. Anyway, I ALMOST laughed so hard I peed my pants while reading:

I was repeatedly laughing out loud  while reading this book. I just want to note how embarrasing it is to laugh out loud while reading. People think you are totally nuts or are some type of serial killer. It was too funny though, and defintely worth a read.

In other news, I tried the Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappucino from Starbucks, it was pretty good. I didn't get my customary cup of water with it though. Bad me! *smacks hand with other hand*

I'm scrapping a picture of an artichoke that flowered in my backyard. Ralph thinks it's a weird picture to scrap, but it's really pretty. I'll share on here and see what you think...soonish.



Health Struggles, Biology Lesson, Addiction

I'm fairly sure that coffee is necessary to my existance. I'm also pretty sure it's one of the 5 elements in almost all living things, right? carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen...and coffee. Okay, so coffee isn't an element and it's probably not even good for us. BUT I NEED IT. On the daily. I've decided that since caffeine dehydrates I need to hydrate simultaneously. So, every morning when I order my mocha I also order a water. The effect (affect?): I have to go pee a lot more. Le sigh. Getting healthy is hard. By the way, i'm trying to get healthy. See how great it's going?

V-Day Cards

I thought I would take a moment to post the Valentine's Day cards I made. I sold a total of 5 cards! lol Here is a little sample: 

And another:

These two sold. I'll have to post the one I made for my hunny later on. 

Feeling inspired

So many projects to share! Well, not really, but a few! I have been feeling inspired by new pictures, new stamps, and new accessories! Let's jump right in, shall we?

This picture is from last year at the Mid State Fair, but it is fair time once again and it reminded me that I still needed to scrap this awesome pic (or pics)! We did rock star poses, such nerds. I have been really into simple layouts lately, but who knows how long that will last.

I got some new Tim Holtz stamps -Don't judge me, I had a 40% coupon!-and they inspired the above tags. I like the top one better. I have an idea for displaying all of my tags in my scrap room, but that project will come later.

This project was bunches o' fun. I bought the plain wooden bin from Michaels and antiqued it up! I added some chalk paint as a label (Yes, that does say Holtz because the bin holds all of my Tim Holtz stuff). I used Rustoleom...white? Some variation of white, stain, and elbow grease with sand paper. It's neato, eh? I'm starting to put some stuff on my walls and it is very exciting, pictures to come. Adios!

Big Time Do-ins

This project was so freakin' exhausting much fun! I've never really done much with furniture, but I saw some blogs featuring antiqued furniture and I just had to try. I didn't really want to spend any money on the furniture itself because there was a lot of potential for me to ruin it. BUT, fate was at work. While at a friend's house I was told about some furniture on the sitting on the side of the road. When I went and looked at it I got sooo excited! The end table was solid wood with a glass top. Perfect for antiquing? I think yes. 

Brenna D'Arcey is a GENIUS and had the perfect idea: I could do a "before" and "after" type deal. So, step 1: Take a picture of the piece in it's original state.  ...oops. I screwed up on the first step! I forgot to take a damn picture! So, I found something similar on the net that will have to be the "before."

It is kind of insane how similar this table looks to mine. Anyway, the stain on the table I found wasn't as nice as the stain in the pic above. I decided it needed to be primed, painted heirloom white, and stained again for a beautiful antique look. Because, honestly, I find the "before" table to be hideous. (No offense to anyone who has an end table that looks exactly like that : /)

Now for the big reveal:

Okay, so it basically looks like I painted it white...but in person it looks really cool! Promise! I need to figure out how to photograph furniture properly. You can see the antiquing a little better on this pic of the neato claw foot.

Cool, right? ...right guys?

It's been too long!

Howdy folks! It has been way too long since my last post. I was really busy with finals for a while there and then I just got too wrapped up in my summer vacation. : ) A few projects are in the works right now, but i'll post more about those later. 

I gave "thank you" cards to a few people thanking them for birthday gifts and a great evening. Thought i'd post them...

This one was made for my lovely mother. She worked so hard to reserve and pay for the room, make the food, get decorations, etc. She is always so giving! I love her to pieces. 

This funky little card was made for Alyssa "so stinkin' cute" Larson. She got me an awesome sign that says "faith" and went halfsies on a super cute pair of earrings (that I happen to be wearing right now). She knows my style.

Last, but certainly not least, is Shellay's card! She was the other halfsies of the earrings purchase. Her presence alone helped make my night spectacular! It would not have been the same with out her. 

Another Non-Paper Project

White vintage frame + black chalkboard = awesomeness! I found an affordable frame at Vintage Etc. that I just had to have. You know how that goes, right?  Right. I thought a nice black chalkboard would look lovely against a white frame, and guess what, it does!

I bought a cheap piece of wood at Home Depot and Ralph helped me cut it to the right size. (Let's just say it was good that I measured twice and cut once!) I would have used sandpaper on the wood, but it was already very smooth. I primed it with spray can primer and used spray paint chalkboard paint. I did multiple layers of the chalkboard paint to completely cover it. I don't think it looks half bad for my first time with spray paint. Here is what the detail looks like on the frame:

Isn't it pretty? Well, I really like this chalkboard. I can't wait to put it up in my scrappy room along with my awesome sign that Ayssa gave me! I can't wait for things to start coming together. Until next time...

Festive

Spring Wreath 

I never thought I would be such a festive person! : )

Too Many Projects

All the blogs and magazines i've been reading have my head reeling! There are so many projects I would like to try, but I haven't had any time (or money)! So, I decided to do a quick digital layout to satisfy my creative craving:

I used Amanda as my muse. Hope she doesn't get embarrassed. ; )

The projects swirling around in my mind are: my basket liner, chalkboard with vintage frame, knitted headband, new sofa cushions, and painting our end table in the living room. I have started the headband which is coming along nicely. I'll post pictures upon completion. The rest I have not yet started. I attempted to gather supplies for the chalkboard, but Michael's only had green chalkboard paint. I bought the green accidentally and it made me so mad! When ranting to Ralph about it I threatened to spray the staff in the eye with the chalkboard spray paint. : / Not one of my best moments...

Anyway, spring break is pretty much here! That should give me some time for my projects. I'll keep you updated.

p.s. I would never actually spray someone in the eye with spray paint. 

Finally, a Centerpiece

I finally have a centerpiece! yay! I got some ideas from http://blog.addicted2decorating.com/. I might change the centerpiece at some point, but this will work for now. 

The cup was really easy to cover. I just added some adhesive and wrapped! Easy peasy! If anyone would like one i'd be happy to make one. Just provide a jar. I'm going to start refinishing furniture also. If anyone would like to donate old furniture to me I would greatly appreciate it!

Practice

I wanted to practice doing some layouts inspired by Creative Scrappers Sketches, but the only pictures I had were of myself. I ended up with this:

The journaling says, "I am beautiful for the one that loves me." Women often feel insecure in how they look, and i'm no exception. But, Ralph loves me and finds me beautiful. God created me, loves, and finds me beautiful. That should be all that matters, right?

Going Digital

Just a quick post: I digitally scrapped for the first time today! Woohoo! It is so frustrating fun! I have photoshop on my computer so I thought that I might as well give it a shot. I like how it is going so far. I think that I will mostly use it as a tool for mapping out my "real" layouts. Here is a sneak peek of my unfinished first try:

If you're wondering why the picture on it looks weird, it is because I textured it. It doesn't look too weird when it is blown up. This is just a practice layout that I am working on. It isn't going to be printed or anything. So, anyone who has photoshop or editing software should try it. It's fun! Anyway, goodnight all. 

Not an art project, but a project

Today was a little exhausting. I took a french test, worked with my french group, came home and cooked, then bathed and groomed Sparky. Whew! Very exhausting. Grooming Sparky was a total mess. Can you believe I showered BEFORE this task?!

This is what my bathroom ended up looking like! How could there be any of Sparky left with all that on the floor? hehe I was in the bathroom with him for at least an hour and a half. He groaned threw out the whole ordeal, but he started to get real annoyed towards the end...and I didn't get to finish. So here is what he looks like:

So, yeah. Here he is in all his glory. He kinda ended up with the "lion" cut because he wouldn't sit still. Oh well, at least he smells better.

Le Weekend

This weekend was one of those unexpectedly joyous ones. I got to spend a lot of time with Ralph (which usually doesn't happen because he plays shows) and got some quality time in with friends. I also discovered a new place to shop! (uh oh) I have driven by, "The Nest" numerous times, but I have never been inside. SO, So, so, many cute things in there that I need  want! I was so inspired by everything. I tried to behave as best I could. I did buy a couple things, but one I plan on selling:

This is a super cute little basket that I just couldn't pass up. I'm sewing a liner for it (pictured, unfinished, above) which looks pretty funky at this stage in the process.

 I got some pretty fabric that is beige with little light brown roses on it and some ribbon to tie it  to the basket. I'm going to try and sell it, maybe on etsy along with other things, i'm not sure.

Aaaaand...I got this cute little thing for myself. ; ) I think it will look adorable in my scraproom. I also watched a youtube video this weekend on how to knit headbands. I will probably give that a try soon! So, that was basically my weekend. I hope everyone else had a good one!

Mother

Sometimes it easy, with our busy lives, to forget our moms and how wonderful they are. My mom is friggin' awesome and helps me out ALL THE TIME! So, I decided to make her a card:

I thought that tying that ribbon across the front would be easy...but it wasn't. I ended using my ATG to put a line of glue on the card where I wanted the ribbon to lay. So, there is my card. I thought it looked pretty cute for being so black. Whaddya think?

Here is the inside. I posted a topic on the scrapbook.com forum for tips on making the inside as cute as the inside. I haven't checked back for responses yet. Any tips for making the inside of cards cute?

Late night projects...

I wanted to post real quick tonight because I won't have time tomorrow. Today I worked on a project and completed it, but it is a surprise for someone. It will have to wait until another day. BUT I did finish a scrap-lift from twopeasinabucket.com.

This simple layout is dedicated to our two "girls" in the backyard. They lay faithfully for us everyday. They are so cute and lay big brown eggs. I used some adhesive dots that are thick so whatever I adhere is raised off the page. I used those on one of the clouds and on the bees. So...that's it for tonight!

Nerd

For those of you who do not know...i'm a total nerd. I am a nerd in general and a scrapbook nerd. Yes, a double whammy. I am very excited about my latest and greatest scrapbooking tool, the ATG. I had read posts about it on scrapbook.com where these woman were raving about it. I decided to check it out. When I priced compared it ended up looking like a money saver in the long run. I bought it day before yesterday and it is awesome!

So...I posed with it, (My nerdiness is exposed) and here it is. It kinda reminds me of a gun, so I went all Charlie's Angels style. Any thoughts?

Sad Face

I am struggling with emotions right now. A very dear friend of mine is going on vacation for six months and is not sure if she will be moving back to the area upon return to the states. I will miss her like CRAZY and don't want her to go. She is my pole dancing, scrapping, and going out pal. If I need to chat about something bothering me, she is always there....but at the same time...she will have SUCH A BLAST! I'm very excited for her but sad for myself. :(

Here is the card that I made for her:

Inside the card in big letters it says, "Already." I found inspiration on twopeasinabucket.com. They post a sort of "how to" video tutorial every Friday. All the projects are all super cute. Anywho, i'm going to focus and the excitement I feel for Brenna instead of how much i'll miss her. Happy Hump Day!

Projects

Soooo, I made a card for a friend that I am pretty stoked on. I took a great picture of it and was all excited to post it when BAM! A thought comes into my head...If I post the picture on my blog then my friend will see the card BEFORE I actually give it to her. haha Not good. So, no picture of that card today. But, I have other pics to post:

This is the first artichoke off our plants! I was waiting for those puppy's to grow like a kid waiting for Santa on Christmas! I love love love artichokes and am very pleased that we have some growing now.

The start of our new picnic bench! Isn't it cool? Ralph has been working hard on this project in the cold and rainy weather. He is so darn handy. In conclusion, I cannot take any credit for the artichokes or picnic table. Those were all Ralph. Thought i'd share anyway!

Spring!

Spring is here! Yeah it's raining, cold, and windy...but still spring! Time for my fall/winter centerpiece to say goodbye. I was looking at inspiration for a spring themed centerpiece and found this beauty:

Isn't it cute?! Mine probably won't end up being quite like this, but I like the moss, nest, and glass cover thingy. I also saw some cute candles made with wax poured into some dyed eggshells. So, this is my next mission.